"Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it."You've survived a forced march over uneven, cobblestone roads. You've stormed the castle and viewed Prague from its ramparts.
-G.K. Chesterton
Then, after a long day on thin rations, there's an attack.
The hunger.

Legions of rogue restaurants lie in wait. You face the very real possibility they will treat you like a serf, serve up glorified gruel, and levy charges for each crust of bread you eat. Or didn't eat.
Short of self-defenestration, how can you avoid this terrible fate?
It is a prime tourist zone I rarely visit myself, so even I struggle to answer this question.
But I recently visited a restaurant that had good food, a good atmosphere, a little bit of history, and very little highway robbery.
Best of all, it is within the walls of Prague Castle.
I'm talking about Restaurant Vikárka (The Vicarage).

But in recent decades, it's been a restaurant. It underwent a renovation in 2005.
The entrance is right next to St. Vitus's Cathedral and there is a lovely view from there.


I ordered the hovězí svíčková (195 CZK), which is one of my favorite traditional Czech meals. It is roast beef (often overcooked) in a cream sauce with bread dumplings and some cranberry sauce.

There's more to it if you want to see a full recipe.
This version was a sweet, creamy, tangy and I couldn't get enough of it. I soaked up every last bit with my dumplings.
For some perspective, hovězí svíčková costs 169 CZK at the great Pilsner pub, U Pinkasů, near Wenceslas Square.
V had potato gnocchi in a mushroom cream sauce (180 CZK). The quality gnocchi themselves were nothing to write home about. The lighter, fluffier gnocchi at Kogo are certainly superior (and more expensive).


They did have Pilsner Urquell, but it was 80 CZK for a .33 liter serving. Crazy. At U Vejvodů in the center of Prague, a half-liter of Pilsner draft is only 30 CZK.
When I mentioned "highway robbery" earlier, the beer was what I was talking about.
As for the rest of the menu, soups were 50-60 CZK, and starters and salads were 85-180 CZK.
If you want to loosen the purse strings on the main courses, there was a steak for 425 CZK, lamb cutlets with marjoram sauce for 450 CZK, and grilled salmon for 320 CZK. I'd never eaten here before, so I can't vouch for the quality of the other offerings.
They had a small children's menu with a fried chicken cutlet, fish fingers, or spaghetti. We had no problem with the service.

The threat of Swedish invasion is long gone, but the international tourist invasion remains. As we sipped our drinks, we observed that they made up the majority of the diners.
V had a glass of red wine for 75 CZK, a .25 liter bottle of water for 35 CZK, and an espresso for 60 CZK.
The final bill was 605 CZK.
Yes, you could spend a lot here. But you could also get away with a pretty reasonable bill if you order selectively.
And believe me, you could do a lot worse.

Restaurant Vikárka
Vikářská 39
Prague 1
Tel. (+420) 233 311 962
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